Category: Warmane

WARMANE PLAYERS DEVOLVE INTO INBRED ORC-HUMANS: ‘GMs STRUGGLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE’

In a shocking turn of events, Warmane’s playerbase has reached a new low as GMs report a surge in inbreeding leading to a hybrid race of orc-human mutants roaming Azeroth….


WARMAINE CEO REVEALS SERVER POPULATION BOOST CAUSED BY INBREEDING: ‘MORE CROSS-EYED ORC BABIES THAN ACTUAL PLAYERS’

In a shocking turn of events, Warmane’s CEO admitted that the recent surge in server population can be attributed to a rampant inbreeding program among the playerbase….


WARCRY FOR WARMANE: ‘GMs ADMIT TO RAISING RMT BABIES IN SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR’

In a shocking turn of events, Warmane GMs have confessed to nurturing a generation of RMT babies in a hidden underground lair, sparking outrage among the playerbase….


WARCRY OF THE DAMNED: WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT IN ORC-TROLL LOVE NEST SCANDAL

In a shocking turn of events, leaked documents reveal that Warmane’s GM team has been living a double life as a twisted family tree straight out of a cross-eyed orc baby nightmare….


WARMANE GMs CAUGHT RED-HANDED: ‘SECRETLY RUNNING INCEST SIMULATOR 2021’

In a shocking turn of events, Warmane staff have been exposed for using the server not as a gaming platform, but as a hotbed for inbreeding experiments….


WARMOAN: SERVER STAFF CAUGHT IN ORGY OF GM SCANDALS AND INBREEDING

In a shocking turn of events, Warmane’s staff has been exposed for engaging in a scandalous orgy of GM misconduct, inbreeding, and questionable family relations….


WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT IN ORGY OF GM SCANDALS: ‘RAIDS MORE ORGANIZED THAN THEIR INCESTUOUS FAMILY REUNIONS’

In a shocking turn of events, Warmane’s staff have been exposed for their scandalous behavior, making their in-game shenanigans look like child’s play….


WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT SELLING CROSS-EYED ORC BABIES ON BLACK MARKET: ‘GMs Pawning Off Love Children for RMT Gold’

In a shocking turn of events, Warmane employees have been caught red-handed selling genetically challenged orc babies to players in exchange for RMT gold, sparking outrage among the community….


WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT IN INCESTUOUS LOVE TRIANGLE: ‘THREE HEARTS, TWO BRAINS, NO SHAME’

In a shocking turn of events, Warmane employees have been exposed for engaging in a steamy love affair that would make even the Lannisters blush….


WARCRACK: WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT SNORTING LINES OF RMT GOLD OFF RAIDERS’ BUTTS

In a shocking turn of events, Warmane’s GM team was busted for using RMT gold not for banning sellers, but for recreationally snorting lines off the backsides of unsuspecting raiders….