In a shocking turn of events, Warmane has revealed their latest creation—a race born from the unholy union of GMs and players, resulting in a breed known for their lack of game knowledge and inability to answer tickets….
WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT RED-HANDED IN ORC-MANCE SCANDAL: ‘GMs Prefer Cousins Over Players’
In a shocking turn of events, leaked chat logs reveal that Warmane’s GMs have been engaging in secret orc-mance relationships with their own cousins, leaving players to wonder if their in-game children are actually cross-eyed lovechildren of the staf…
WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT SELLING ‘GM DNA’ TO BOOST PLAYER POPULATION: ‘INBREEDING FOR THE WIN!’
In a shocking turn of events, Warmane employees have been caught red-handed selling their own DNA to create new players, leading to accusations of inbreeding and a questionable gene pool….
WARMANE DEVS CAUGHT IN ORC-TROLL LOVE TRIANGLE: ‘RAID BOSS STRATEGY MEETINGS A COVER-UP’
In a shocking turn of events, leaked chat logs reveal that Warmane’s development team is embroiled in a scandalous orc-troll love affair that has players questioning the real reason behind recent boss nerfs….
WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT SELLING CROSS-EYED ORC BABIES ON THE BLACK MARKET: ‘GMs DABBING IN RMT SCANDAL’
In a shocking turn of events, Warmane GMs have been busted for peddling genetically challenged orc infants for gold on the server’s underground marketplace….
Warmane Empty Auction House
← Back to Articles Insider: Warmane’s Next Expansion Is Just a Giant Empty Auction House Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 GM Mike Honcho leaked Warmane’s secret roadmap: the next expansion will feature a single, enormous auction house, completely empty. “It’s a metaphor for the future of private servers,” Honcho said, before vanishing in a cloud…
Warmane No Fun Rule
← Back to Articles Warmane Announces New Rule: No More Fun Until 2026 Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 A bold new policy from Warmane means no more fun until at least 2026. The move, according to staff, is “to get ahead of next year’s April Fools joke.” Some players have already begun underground fun rings…
Warmane Secret Council Bans Self
← Back to Articles Warmane’s Secret Council Accidentally Bans Itself in Midnight Meeting Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 In a historic act of self-ownage, Warmane’s secret council reportedly issued a command at 2:31 AM that resulted in all staff accounts being permanently banned. Rumors say someone typed .ban all in Discord, causing a panic so…
Warmane Bans Fun
← Back to Articles Warmane Bans 3,000 Players for ‘Having Too Much Fun’ — Staff Outraged Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 Lordaeron, Warmane HQ: In a shocking move, Warmane staff issued a mass ban to over 3,000 players for the grave crime of “having too much fun.” According to insiders, the banhammer struck so hard…
Warmane Bans Dachaos Staff for Inventing Fun—Cites ‘Zero Tolerance’ Policy for Enjoyment
Hot off the meme press: In a stunning display of commitment to their brand, Warmane has officially banned all Dachaos.net staff for the unforgivable crime of “inventing fun” on a private server.According to sources inside the Warmane Discord (who wish to remain anonymous, mostly because they’re also banned), the final straw came when a Dachaos…