← Back to Articles Zremax Staff Caught Playing on Warmane, Claim ‘It’s for Research’ Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 In a shocking exposé, several Zremax moderators were discovered raiding on Warmane using alts named “Zremod” and “TopVoteBot.” Staff claimed it was “just research,” but logs show a suspicious amount of time spent farming memes and…
Warmane No Fun Rule
← Back to Articles Warmane Announces New Rule: No More Fun Until 2026 Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 A bold new policy from Warmane means no more fun until at least 2026. The move, according to staff, is “to get ahead of next year’s April Fools joke.” Some players have already begun underground fun rings…
Zremax Votes Dogecoin Bananas
← Back to Articles Zremax Now Accepting Votes in Dogecoin, Bananas, and Tears Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 Zremax shocked the scene by announcing that “votes” for private servers can now be cast with Dogecoin, bananas, and the tears of disappointed players. The new policy has already seen record participation from primates and crypto bros…
Turtle Wow Blizzard Sues Itself
← Back to Articles Turtle WoW Players Outraged After Blizzard Legal Accidentally Sends Cease and Desist to Itself Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 In what legal scholars are calling “a level 99 misclick,” Blizzard’s legal team sent a cease and desist letter to Blizzard Entertainment itself. Turtle WoW players briefly celebrated, only to realize nothing…
Zremax Exposed Ghost Servers
← Back to Articles Zremax Exposed: 50% of Listed Servers Don’t Exist, Experts Shocked Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 A Dachaos.net undercover gnome reports that half of Zremax’s “top private servers” are, in fact, *completely imaginary*. Our reporter attempted to join 25 servers; 14 of them redirected to Club Penguin, and 4 tried to install…
Zremax Caught Red-Handed: Half Their Top Private Servers Don’t Even Exist—But Have More Votes Than Warmane
BREAKING: Dachaos.net’s elite team of Discord sleuths and retired clickfarmers have uncovered a shocking truth: up to 50% of Zremax’s “top-rated” realms are about as real as a GM island invite from a Nigerian prince. Recent investigations reveal: “Best Wrath 2025 PvP Realm” leads to a Facebook meme page last updated in 2017. “#1 International…
Warmane Bans Dachaos Staff for Inventing Fun—Cites ‘Zero Tolerance’ Policy for Enjoyment
Hot off the meme press: In a stunning display of commitment to their brand, Warmane has officially banned all Dachaos.net staff for the unforgivable crime of “inventing fun” on a private server.According to sources inside the Warmane Discord (who wish to remain anonymous, mostly because they’re also banned), the final straw came when a Dachaos…
“BREAKING: Zremax Implements New ‘Pay-2-Win’ Review System—Only Upvotes for Servers That DM Them Cat Pics”
🚨 Leaked: Zremax’s Secret Rating Formula Exposed 🚨 In an exclusive uncovered by the meme journalists at Dachaos.net, we can now confirm that Zremax’s “top server” algorithm is 100% legit… assuming you DM the admin a photo of your cat (bonus points for hats). According to our sources (a dude named Kevin in a Discord…
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