← Back to Articles Zremax Staff Caught Playing on Warmane, Claim ‘It’s for Research’ Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 In a shocking exposé, several Zremax moderators were discovered raiding on Warmane using alts named “Zremod” and “TopVoteBot.” Staff claimed it was “just research,” but logs show a suspicious amount of time spent farming memes and…
Warmane Empty Auction House
← Back to Articles Insider: Warmane’s Next Expansion Is Just a Giant Empty Auction House Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 GM Mike Honcho leaked Warmane’s secret roadmap: the next expansion will feature a single, enormous auction house, completely empty. “It’s a metaphor for the future of private servers,” Honcho said, before vanishing in a cloud…
Zremax Tinder Partnership
← Back to Articles Zremax Partners with Tinder to Help Lonely Realm Owners Find Each Other Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 Zremax announced an exclusive deal with Tinder, launching “Server Swipe” — the new way for realm owners to find friends, business partners, or just someone to click “upvote.” The matchmaking service uses advanced algorithms…
Warmane No Fun Rule
← Back to Articles Warmane Announces New Rule: No More Fun Until 2026 Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 A bold new policy from Warmane means no more fun until at least 2026. The move, according to staff, is “to get ahead of next year’s April Fools joke.” Some players have already begun underground fun rings…
Zremax Votes Dogecoin Bananas
← Back to Articles Zremax Now Accepting Votes in Dogecoin, Bananas, and Tears Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 Zremax shocked the scene by announcing that “votes” for private servers can now be cast with Dogecoin, bananas, and the tears of disappointed players. The new policy has already seen record participation from primates and crypto bros…
Turtle Wow Blizzard Sues Itself
← Back to Articles Turtle WoW Players Outraged After Blizzard Legal Accidentally Sends Cease and Desist to Itself Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 In what legal scholars are calling “a level 99 misclick,” Blizzard’s legal team sent a cease and desist letter to Blizzard Entertainment itself. Turtle WoW players briefly celebrated, only to realize nothing…
Warmane Secret Council Bans Self
← Back to Articles Warmane’s Secret Council Accidentally Bans Itself in Midnight Meeting Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 In a historic act of self-ownage, Warmane’s secret council reportedly issued a command at 2:31 AM that resulted in all staff accounts being permanently banned. Rumors say someone typed .ban all in Discord, causing a panic so…
Zremax Exposed Ghost Servers
← Back to Articles Zremax Exposed: 50% of Listed Servers Don’t Exist, Experts Shocked Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 A Dachaos.net undercover gnome reports that half of Zremax’s “top private servers” are, in fact, *completely imaginary*. Our reporter attempted to join 25 servers; 14 of them redirected to Club Penguin, and 4 tried to install…
Warmane Bans Fun
← Back to Articles Warmane Bans 3,000 Players for ‘Having Too Much Fun’ — Staff Outraged Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 Lordaeron, Warmane HQ: In a shocking move, Warmane staff issued a mass ban to over 3,000 players for the grave crime of “having too much fun.” According to insiders, the banhammer struck so hard…
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