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Zremax Caught Red-Handed: Half Their Top Private Servers Don’t Even Exist—But Have More Votes Than Warmane

September 2, 2025
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BREAKING: Dachaos.net’s elite team of Discord sleuths and retired clickfarmers have uncovered a shocking truth: up to 50% of Zremax’s “top-rated” realms are about as real as a GM island invite from a Nigerian prince. Recent investigations reveal: “Best Wrath 2025 PvP Realm” leads to a Facebook meme page last updated in 2017. “#1 International…

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Warmane Bans Dachaos Staff for Inventing Fun—Cites ‘Zero Tolerance’ Policy for Enjoyment

September 2, 2025
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Hot off the meme press: In a stunning display of commitment to their brand, Warmane has officially banned all Dachaos.net staff for the unforgivable crime of “inventing fun” on a private server.According to sources inside the Warmane Discord (who wish to remain anonymous, mostly because they’re also banned), the final straw came when a Dachaos…

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“BREAKING: Zremax Implements New ‘Pay-2-Win’ Review System—Only Upvotes for Servers That DM Them Cat Pics”

September 2, 2025
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🚨 Leaked: Zremax’s Secret Rating Formula Exposed 🚨 In an exclusive uncovered by the meme journalists at Dachaos.net, we can now confirm that Zremax’s “top server” algorithm is 100% legit… assuming you DM the admin a photo of your cat (bonus points for hats). According to our sources (a dude named Kevin in a Discord…

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