In a shocking turn of events, Warmane has revealed their latest creation—a race born from the unholy union of GMs and players, resulting in a breed known for their lack of game knowledge and inability to answer tickets….
WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT RED-HANDED IN ORC-MANCE SCANDAL: ‘GMs Prefer Cousins Over Players’
In a shocking turn of events, leaked chat logs reveal that Warmane’s GMs have been engaging in secret orc-mance relationships with their own cousins, leaving players to wonder if their in-game children are actually cross-eyed lovechildren of the staf…
WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT SELLING ‘GM DNA’ TO BOOST PLAYER POPULATION: ‘INBREEDING FOR THE WIN!’
In a shocking turn of events, Warmane employees have been caught red-handed selling their own DNA to create new players, leading to accusations of inbreeding and a questionable gene pool….
WARMANE DEVS CAUGHT IN ORC-TROLL LOVE TRIANGLE: ‘RAID BOSS STRATEGY MEETINGS A COVER-UP’
In a shocking turn of events, leaked chat logs reveal that Warmane’s development team is embroiled in a scandalous orc-troll love affair that has players questioning the real reason behind recent boss nerfs….
WARMANE STAFF CAUGHT SELLING CROSS-EYED ORC BABIES ON THE BLACK MARKET: ‘GMs DABBING IN RMT SCANDAL’
In a shocking turn of events, Warmane GMs have been busted for peddling genetically challenged orc infants for gold on the server’s underground marketplace….
Zremax Staff Plays Warmane
← Back to Articles Zremax Staff Caught Playing on Warmane, Claim ‘It’s for Research’ Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 In a shocking exposé, several Zremax moderators were discovered raiding on Warmane using alts named “Zremod” and “TopVoteBot.” Staff claimed it was “just research,” but logs show a suspicious amount of time spent farming memes and…
Warmane Empty Auction House
← Back to Articles Insider: Warmane’s Next Expansion Is Just a Giant Empty Auction House Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 GM Mike Honcho leaked Warmane’s secret roadmap: the next expansion will feature a single, enormous auction house, completely empty. “It’s a metaphor for the future of private servers,” Honcho said, before vanishing in a cloud…
Zremax Tinder Partnership
← Back to Articles Zremax Partners with Tinder to Help Lonely Realm Owners Find Each Other Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 Zremax announced an exclusive deal with Tinder, launching “Server Swipe” — the new way for realm owners to find friends, business partners, or just someone to click “upvote.” The matchmaking service uses advanced algorithms…
Warmane No Fun Rule
← Back to Articles Warmane Announces New Rule: No More Fun Until 2026 Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 A bold new policy from Warmane means no more fun until at least 2026. The move, according to staff, is “to get ahead of next year’s April Fools joke.” Some players have already begun underground fun rings…
Zremax Votes Dogecoin Bananas
← Back to Articles Zremax Now Accepting Votes in Dogecoin, Bananas, and Tears Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025 Zremax shocked the scene by announcing that “votes” for private servers can now be cast with Dogecoin, bananas, and the tears of disappointed players. The new policy has already seen record participation from primates and crypto bros…