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Warmane Bans 3,000 Players for ‘Having Too Much Fun’ — Staff Outraged

Reports say the only thing more endangered than fun on Warmane is the Zremax voting bot farm.

Zremax Exposed: 50% of Listed Servers Don’t Exist, Experts Shocked

Our undercover gnome discovers more ghost servers than players.

Warmane’s Secret Council Accidentally Bans Itself in Midnight Meeting

Sources say the banwave started after someone typed ‘.ban all’ in Discord.

Turtle WoW Players Outraged After Blizzard Legal Accidentally Sends Cease and Desist to Itself

In a stunning legal turn, Blizzard is now suing Blizzard.

Zremax Now Accepting Votes in Dogecoin, Bananas, and Tears

One staffer says, ‘We don’t care what you vote with as long as it’s not integrity.’

Warmane Announces New Rule: No More Fun Until 2026

A bold move to get ahead of next year’s April Fools joke.

Zremax Partners with Tinder to Help Lonely Realm Owners Find Each Other

Because if your server doesn’t have players, at least you’ll have love.

Insider: Warmane’s Next Expansion Is Just a Giant Empty Auction House

‘It’s a metaphor for the future of private servers,’ says GM Mike Honcho.

Zremax Staff Caught Playing on Warmane, Claim ‘It’s for Research’

Evidence includes 10,000 gold in /played time and a suspiciously named alt: ‘Zremod’.