Turtle WoW Players Outraged After Blizzard Legal Accidentally Sends Cease and Desist to Itself

Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025

In what legal scholars are calling “a level 99 misclick,” Blizzard’s legal team sent a cease and desist letter to Blizzard Entertainment itself. Turtle WoW players briefly celebrated, only to realize nothing actually changed.

“We are now officially suing ourselves,” said a Blizzard lawyer, “which, to be fair, saves on postage.”

Turtle WoW’s Discord celebrated by sending Blizzard a fruit basket — and a guide on how to read addresses.