In a shocking turn of events, Warmane GMs have confessed to nurturing a generation of RMT babies in a hidden underground lair, sparking outrage among the playerbase.

Players were left reeling as reports surfaced of GMs taking in orphaned gold sellers and raising them as their own, teaching them the ways of the black market trade under the guise of ‘customer service training’.

One player, who wished to remain anonymous, revealed, ‘I always wondered why the GMs had such a soft spot for level 1 characters with suspiciously high gold reserves. Now it all makes sense.’

In response to the scandal, Warmane issued a statement claiming that the RMT babies were actually part of a social experiment to test the boundaries of player tolerance for shady dealings. However, many remain skeptical of this explanation.

As outrage continues to mount, some players have taken matters into their own hands, forming a protest group demanding the immediate release of the RMT babies and a public apology from the GMs involved.

With the server reeling from this latest controversy, one can only speculate on what other dark secrets lurk beneath the surface of Warmane. Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane Staff Caught Using Inbred Orc Babies as Currency in Gold Scandal.’**

Sociologists have determined that the average Warmane player’s family tree is less a tree and more of a Discord server—everyone’s related, and nobody is sure who the real raid leader is.

Just like the McPoyles of Philly, Warmane’s elite PvP teams never blink, only drink warm milk, and refuse to heal outside their own bloodline. The only thing thicker than their family ties is the stench in Discord after progression night.