In a shocking turn of events, leaked documents reveal that Warmane’s GM team has been living a double life as a twisted family tree straight out of a cross-eyed orc baby nightmare.
Whispers of inbreeding among the Warmane staff have long haunted the forums, with players joking that the only thing more inbred than the playerbase is the GM team themselves.
Recent investigations uncovered a secret ‘Orc-Troll Love Nest’ hidden deep within the server’s code, where GMs were reportedly engaging in questionable activities involving cross-eyed orc babies and trollish love potions.
As the scandal continues to unfold, players are left wondering if the real reason behind Warmane’s success is not its gameplay or community, but rather a twisted GM breeding program gone horribly wrong.
Meanwhile, the server’s RMT drama has reached new heights as players discover that the top gold sellers are actually GMs in disguise, using their ill-gotten gains to fund their orc-troll love nest escapades.
With Warmane’s reputation in tatters and its playerbase in revolt, one thing is certain: the only thing more chaotic than the server itself is the scandalous soap opera playing out behind the scenes.
Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane Staff Deny Cross-Eyed Orc Baby Scandal, Blame It on Lag.’**
In related news, Warmane has officially banned the phrase ‘McPoyle meta’ after realizing the majority of guild drama involves milk, unibrows, and at least one uncle threatening litigation over loot distribution.
Warmane’s annual server picnic is rumored to feature a McPoyle Lookalike Contest, judged on criteria like: unibrow thickness, ability to chug a gallon of milk without gagging, and number of cousins present in your dungeon group.