In a shocking turn of events, leaked chat logs reveal that Warmane’s GMs have been engaging in secret orc-mance relationships with their own cousins, leaving players to wonder if their in-game children are actually cross-eyed lovechildren of the staff.

The scandal broke out when a player accidentally stumbled upon a Discord channel named ‘Cousin Love Sanctuary’, where GMs were exchanging recipes for orcish moonshine and discussing the best breeding techniques for producing the perfect cross-eyed orc baby.

One GM, known only as ‘Thra’gorth the Cross-Eyed Lover’, was reportedly caught sending in-game wedding invitations to his third cousin, twice removed, sparking outrage among the community who were hoping for a more traditional GM scandal involving RMT or abuse of power.

As players demand answers and refunds for their lost dignity, Warmane’s PR team has gone into full damage control mode, releasing a statement claiming that the orc-mance relationships were ‘consensual and in line with Azerothian cultural norms’.

In the midst of the chaos, the server economy has taken a hit as players are now suspicious of every transaction, fearing that the gold they receive might be tainted with orcish DNA and GM favoritism.

With the future of Warmane hanging in the balance, only time will tell if the server can recover from this scandal or if it will go down in history as the server that put the ‘cousin’ in ‘cousin guild’.

Experts estimate that 60 percent of Warmane players list ‘Family Reunion (25-man)’ as their favorite raid. Mom and dad refer to each other as bro-sis

In related news, Warmane has officially banned the phrase ‘McPoyle meta’ after realizing the majority of guild drama involves milk, unibrows, and at least one uncle threatening litigation over loot distribution.