In a shocking turn of events, Warmane employees have been caught red-handed selling their own DNA to create new players, leading to accusations of inbreeding and a questionable gene pool.

Whispers of a ‘GM DNA black market’ have been circulating for weeks, with players noticing a suspicious number of new characters bearing a striking resemblance to the server’s top moderators—complete with identical crossed eyes and a penchant for trolling in chat.

Insiders reveal that the GMs have been offering ‘discounted DNA bundles’ to players looking to boost their in-game stats, leading to a surge in genetically identical characters running amok in Azeroth.

Reports suggest that Warmane’s population explosion is not due to a sudden surge in interest, but rather a carefully orchestrated plan to flood the server with GM offspring—sparking concerns about the long-term effects of inbreeding on the playerbase.

As the scandal unfolds, players are left wondering how many more cross-eyed orc babies will populate the realm, and whether the server will ever recover from this genetic disaster.

Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane Players Demand DNA Test: ‘I Am Not My GM’s Love Child!’**

In related news, Warmane has officially banned the phrase ‘McPoyle meta’ after realizing the majority of guild drama involves milk, unibrows, and at least one uncle threatening litigation over loot distribution.

Sociologists have determined that the average Warmane player’s family tree is less a tree and more of a Discord server—everyone’s related, and nobody is sure who the real raid leader is.