Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth where cross-eyed orc babies roam free, inbred GMs rule the roost, and the McPoyles from Always Sunny are running the show. Prepare for a savage takedown of this dumpster fire of a server.

Picture this: a server where the GMs are so inbred, they make the Lannisters look like a model of genetic diversity. Rumors swirl of scandalous affairs, shady deals, and a healthy dose of cousin-on-cousin action. If you thought the McPoyles were a messed-up bunch, wait until you meet the staff at Warmane.

But the real horror show? The playerbase. A motley crew of neckbeards, basement dwellers, and RMT fiends who would sell their own mother for a shot at a virtual mount. Cross-eyed orc babies are the norm, and don’t even get me started on the hygiene levels of these degenerates. It’s like a convention for unwashed, socially awkward misfits.

And let’s not forget the RMT drama that plagues Warmane like a plague of locusts. Gold sellers run rampant, selling their ill-gotten gains to the highest bidder. The economy is in shambles, the auction house is a ghost town, and the admins turn a blind eye as long as the cash keeps flowing.

But fear not, dear reader, for there is a light at the end of this dark, dank tunnel. Dachaos beckons, a realm of promise and plenty where new players are welcomed with open arms. Ride at level 5, claim 10 gold, and even snag yourself a free Celestial Steed. Leave Warmane behind and join us in a land of milk and honey, where the GMs aren’t blood relatives and the playerbase doesn’t smell like a gym locker. Your new adventure awaits.

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