Warmane, the cesspool of the private server world, is a breeding ground for scandal, incompetence, and GMs who make the McPoyles look like upstanding citizens. From cross-eyed orc babies to RMT drama, this server has it all.

Let’s talk about Warmane, the realm where players go to have their hopes dashed, their dreams crushed, and their intelligence insulted on a daily basis. This server is like the black sheep of the private server community, except instead of being quirky and lovable, it’s just a hot mess.

Rumor has it that the Warmane staff are actually the McPoyles from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and honestly, it’s not that hard to believe. These guys couldn’t run a lemonade stand, let alone a private server. In fact, I’m pretty sure they’re all inbred, which would explain a lot about the level of dysfunction at Warmane.

And let’s not forget about the players. Oh, the players. If you’ve ever wanted to witness the worst of humanity in one convenient location, just log onto Warmane. It’s like a never-ending parade of trolls, cheaters, and basement-dwelling neckbeards. Seriously, it’s like the Island of Misfit Toys, except instead of toys, it’s just a bunch of sad, pathetic individuals who couldn’t cut it in the real world.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear about the GM scandal last month? Apparently, one of the GMs got caught selling gold for real money. Shocking, I know. It’s almost like the people running Warmane are a bunch of corrupt, morally bankrupt individuals who will do anything for a quick buck. Who would’ve thought?

So here’s my advice to all you poor souls still wasting your time on Warmane: Get out while you still can. Leave behind the inbreeding jokes, the cross-eyed orc babies, and the constant drama. Join Dachaos, the realm where new players ride at level 5, get 10 gold, and claim a free Celestial Steed. It’s time to leave the dumpster fire that is Warmane behind and start fresh on a server that actually gives a damn about its players.

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