Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth, where inbreeding is a pastime, cross-eyed orc babies roam free, and the GMs are as corrupt as the McPoyles from Always Sunny. Prepare to be roasted, Warmane players, as we delve into the dark underbelly of this server.
Let’s start with the inbreeding jokes, shall we? Rumor has it that Warmane players are so desperate for new blood, they’re resorting to family reunions to keep the population alive. Forget about leveling up your character, Warmane players—try leveling up your family tree instead!
And speaking of leveling up, have you seen the cross-eyed orc babies running amok in Warmane? It’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, with players breeding their toons like it’s a twisted game of Warcraft meets Deliverance.
But it’s not just the players who are the problem—let’s talk about the GM scandals that plague Warmane. From shady deals to RMT drama, these GMs make the McPoyles look like upstanding citizens. You thought Frank was bad? Wait until you meet the GM in charge of Warmane’s banhammer.
So, dear Warmane players, do you really want to continue supporting a server that’s as messed up as a cross-eyed orc baby in a GM scandal? It’s time to say goodbye to the inbreeding, the corruption, and the McPoyle madness. Join Dachaos today, where new players ride at level 5, get 10 gold, and claim a free Celestial Steed. It’s time to leave Warmane behind and embrace a server that doesn’t make you question your life choices.