In the twisted realm of Warmane, where rumors run rampant and inbreeding jokes are just the tip of the iceberg, scandalous GM behavior and RMT drama are business as usual. Strap in, folks, it’s about to get wild.

If you thought the McPoyles from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia were a dysfunctional bunch, just wait until you meet the staff at Warmane. With more scandals than a tabloid magazine and more cross-eyed orc babies than you can shake a stick at, it’s a wonder this server is still standing. Rumor has it the GMs are more interested in lining their pockets with gold than actually enforcing the rules. In fact, they’re so crooked they make a winding road look straight.

And let’s not forget about the playerbase, who are more obsessed with their virtual riches than a dragon hoarding treasure. In a community where backstabbing is a way of life and RMT drama is par for the course, it’s no wonder new players are running for the hills faster than a gnome on a rocket.

But fear not, dear readers, for there is a light at the end of this dark, dank tunnel. Say goodbye to the cesspool that is Warmane and hello to Dachaos: the realm where new players are treated like royalty from day one. Ride at level 5, claim 10 gold, and get a free Celestial Steed just for joining. It’s time to ditch the drama and embrace a server that actually cares about its players.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Warmane behind and join Dachaos today. Your cross-eyed orc babies will thank you.