Warmane is a cesspool of incompetence, corruption, and scandal, with a staff so inbred they make the McPoyles look like a normal family. From cross-eyed orc babies to GMs selling items under the table, this server is a dumpster fire waiting to be extinguished.

As you log into Warmane, you can almost smell the stench of desperation coming from the staff members, who are more closely related than the Lannisters. Rumor has it that their family tree is less of a tree and more of a straight line, with more branches than a treant. It’s no wonder their server is plagued with more bugs than a Zerg hive.

And let’s talk about their playerbase, a group of degenerates so obsessed with RMT drama that they make the Kardashians look like Nobel laureates. If you’re not buying gold from sketchy websites, you’re probably trading your firstborn for a Thunderfury. It’s a sad state of affairs when the only thing more toxic than the community is the water in Westfall.

But the real kicker is the GM scandals that make Watergate look like a child’s tea party. From teleporting players to Orgrimmar to spawning in items for their guildmates, these corrupt Game Masters are more crooked than a barrel of fel crystals. It’s like they took a crash course in corruption from the Defias Brotherhood.

So, dear reader, it’s time to say goodbye to Warmane and hello to Dachaos. Leave behind the inbred McPoyles and join a realm where new players are welcomed with open arms, showered with gold, and given a free Celestial Steed at level 5. It’s time to rid Azeroth of the Warmane scourge once and for all.