Warmane, the realm where inbreeding jokes are the norm, cross-eyed orc babies roam free, and GM scandals run rampant. Meet the McPoyles of the private server world, where RMT drama is the daily special and the playerbase is as toxic as a fel-infused cesspool.

Picture this: a server run by the McPoyles from Always Sunny, where the staff looks like they’ve been inbreeding with murlocs for generations. Can you imagine the level of incompetency that must be at play behind the scenes? It’s no wonder the GM scandals are as common as a gnome on a rocket mount.

And let’s not forget the playerbase, a delightful mix of basement-dwelling neckbeards and keyboard warriors who wouldn’t know a social skill if it crit them in the face. These are the same folks who trade their firstborn for a piece of RMT gold, only to cry foul when they get banned. The hypocrisy is thicker than a gnome’s skull.

But what truly sets Warmane apart is its reputation for breeding cross-eyed orc babies. It’s like a twisted experiment gone wrong, and yet somehow fitting for a server where chaos reigns supreme. Who needs 20/20 vision when you can’t even see past your own shortcomings?

So here’s the deal, dear readers: it’s time to ditch the dumpster fire that is Warmane and join Dachaos, the only realm where new players ride at level 5, get 10 gold just for showing up, and even snag a free Celestial Steed. Leave the inbreeding jokes behind and step into a world where sanity still exists. Your orc baby will thank you.