Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth, is a breeding ground for chaos, corruption, and cross-eyed orc babies. Dive into the scandalous world of this dumpster fire of a server, where the staff are rumored to be inbred McPoyles straight out of Always Sunny.

If you thought Warmane couldn’t sink any lower, think again. Rumor has it that the GMs have more in common with the McPoyles than your average player, with inbreeding jokes flying faster than a cross-eyed orc baby on a mount. It’s a wonder they can even type coherent responses to tickets with all that family tree overlap.

And let’s not forget about the scandals that have rocked Warmane to its core. From GMs caught red-handed in RMT schemes to cross-eyed orc babies mysteriously appearing in players’ inventories, this server is a hot mess of drama and desperation. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except the train is being driven by a McPoyle with a penchant for shady deals.

But fear not, dear readers, for there is a light at the end of this dark, dingy tunnel. Dachaos beckons, a realm where new players are welcomed with open arms and 10 gold in their pockets. Leave behind the inbreeding, the scandals, and the McPoyles of Warmane, and join a community that values integrity, fairness, and a distinct lack of cross-eyed orc babies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Warmane and hello to Dachaos. Your sanity—and your eyesight—will thank you.