Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth that makes Goldshire look like a five-star resort, is a breeding ground for inbreds, orc babies, and McPoyle GMs. Let’s dive into the dumpster fire that is Warmane and leave no stone unturned.

If you thought Goldshire was sketchy, wait until you hear about Warmane. Rumor has it that their staff is made up of the infamous McPoyle family from Always Sunny, complete with cross-eyed orc babies running amok in their offices. The inbreeding jokes practically write themselves at this point.

And don’t even get me started on their GM scandals. It’s like a soap opera over there, with whispers of RMT drama, shady deals, and backstabbing galore. It’s a wonder anyone still plays on Warmane with all the sketchiness going on behind the scenes.

But fear not, dear reader, for there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Dachaos is calling your name, beckoning you to leave behind the dumpster fire that is Warmane and join a realm where new players are welcomed with open arms. Ride at level 5, get 10 gold, and claim a free Celestial Steed – what more could you ask for?