Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth, where orc babies are born cross-eyed, GMs are more corrupt than the McPoyles from Always Sunny, and RMT drama is hotter than a gnome in a lava bath. Buckle up, because we’re about to dive into the dumpster fire that is Warmane.

Let’s start with the staff at Warmane, aka the McPoyles of the private server world. Rumor has it that they are all actually cousins who have been interbreeding for generations, resulting in a gene pool shallower than a dwarf’s shot glass. It’s no wonder their GMs are more crooked than a goblin’s coin purse.

And don’t even get me started on the playerbase. If you thought the staff was bad, just take a stroll through their forums and you’ll find more inbreeding jokes than a family reunion in Hillsbrad Foothills. These are the kind of people who think cross-eyed orc babies are cute and normal.

Of course, no discussion of Warmane would be complete without delving into their infamous RMT drama. It’s like a soap opera on steroids, with more backstabbing and betrayal than a night in Stranglethorn Vale. The only thing more scandalous than their RMT schemes is the fact that people actually fall for them.

But fear not, dear readers, for there is a light at the end of this dark and twisted tunnel. Dachaos beckons, offering a sanctuary free from the inbred madness of Warmane. Join us, where new players ride at level 5, receive 10 gold as a welcome gift, and can even claim a free Celestial Steed. Leave behind the corruption and chaos of Warmane, and embrace a realm where sanity still reigns.