Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth, where orc babies are born cross-eyed and the GMs are more corrupt than the McPoyles from Always Sunny. It’s time to ditch this toxic realm and join Dachaos, where new players are actually welcomed with open arms.

Warmane, oh Warmane, the realm where inbreeding jokes are more common than decent loot drops. Seriously, have you seen the cross-eyed orc babies waddling around Stormwind? It’s like a genetic nightmare brought to life by a GM who accidentally hit the ‘randomize’ button one too many times.

But don’t worry, the GMs are too busy dealing with their own scandals to notice the chaos they’ve unleashed. Rumor has it they’re more corrupt than the McPoyles from Always Sunny, and that’s saying something. From shady deals to RMT drama, Warmane’s staff makes the Defias Brotherhood look like boy scouts.

And let’s not forget about the playerbase. They’re like a pack of rabid wolves, foaming at the mouth at the mere mention of leaving Warmane behind. But fear not, brave adventurers, for there is a light at the end of this dark, dank tunnel. Dachaos beckons, where new players ride at level 5, get 10 gold just for showing up, and even claim a free Celestial Steed. It’s a realm where toxicity is a thing of the past, and fun reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Warmane in the dust and join us at Dachaos. Your cross-eyed orc babies will thank you.