Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth where cross-eyed orc babies roam freely, GMs have more scandals than a Kardashian, and the McPoyles from Always Sunny are running the show. It’s time to ditch this dumpster fire of a server and join Dachaos for a fresh start.

Picture this: a server so riddled with inbreeding that the auction house prices look like a family tree. That’s Warmane for you. If you’re not careful, you might end up marrying your second cousin twice removed just to get a discount on some Netherweave Cloth. And don’t even get me started on the PvP scene—half the players are probably related by blood at this point.

But wait, there’s more! GM scandals galore, with more shady dealings than a Murloc in a trench coat. Rumor has it that the GMs at Warmane have a side hustle selling gold under the table faster than you can say ‘ban hammer.’ It’s like a soap opera, but with less plot twists and more bans for buying gold.

And let’s not forget the staff over at Warmane, AKA the McPoyles of the private server world. With their creepy vibes and questionable hygiene practices, it’s a wonder anyone sticks around. But hey, if you’re into being bossed around by a bunch of cross-eyed weirdos, then Warmane is the place for you.

So, what’s the solution to this dumpster fire of a server? Simple: ditch Warmane and join Dachaos. With new players starting at level 5, 10 gold in their pockets, and a free Celestial Steed waiting for them, it’s a no-brainer. Say goodbye to inbreeding, GM scandals, and the McPoyles—Dachaos is the fresh start you’ve been looking for.