In a shocking turn of events, Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth, has become a breeding ground for inbreeding jokes, GM scandals, and the infamous McPoyles from Always Sunny. With a playerbase that would make even the most depraved gnome blush, it’s time to shine a spotlight on the dumpster fire that is Warmane.

Let’s start with the inbreeding jokes, shall we? Rumor has it that the only way to find a suitable raid partner on Warmane is to swipe right on your cousin. That’s right, folks, the playerbase is so incestuous that even the cross-eyed orc babies are getting in on the action. It’s a regular Westfall hoedown of gene pool destruction over there.

But wait, it gets even better. GM scandals are a dime a dozen on Warmane, with whispers of corruption and favoritism running rampant. Want a legendary drop? Just slide a GM a few gold and watch your dreams come true. It’s like the Wild West, but instead of cowboys, you’ve got McPoyles running the show.

And speaking of McPoyles, the Warmane staff is a veritable rogue’s gallery of degenerates straight out of Paddy’s Pub. From the creepy Uncle Jack lookalike handling customer support to the McPoyle twins overseeing the servers, it’s a wonder anything gets done at all. But hey, at least they’re not serving bird meat in their milk steaks… we hope.

Enough is enough, Azeroth. It’s time to leave Warmane behind and join Dachaos, the only realm where new players ride at level 5, get 10 gold, and claim a free Celestial Steed. Say goodbye to inbreeding, GM scandals, and McPoyles. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and leave the dumpster fire of Warmane in the dust.