In a shocking exposé, we delve deep into the cesspool that is Warmane, revealing scandals, inbreeding jokes, and cross-eyed orc babies that will make your head spin faster than a GM duping gold.

Warmane, where the staff make the McPoyles from Always Sunny look like models of professionalism, has long been a haven for RMT drama, GM scandals, and more inbreeding jokes than a West Virginia family reunion. Yes, you heard that right—this is the place where orc babies come out cross-eyed and goblins count as high society.

But don’t take my word for it—just ask any Warmane player who’s had the misfortune of encountering their shady practices. Rumor has it that their GMs spend more time lining their pockets with gold than actually enforcing the rules. And let’s not forget the infamous McPoyle clan running the show behind the scenes, making decisions that would make even the most corrupted politician blush.

If you thought the in-game economy was messed up, just wait until you hear about the inbreeding scandals that have rocked Warmane to its core. It’s like a soap opera scripted by a chimpanzee on bath salts—twists, turns, and more family trees that resemble a tumbleweed than anything remotely normal.

Enough is enough. It’s time to leave Warmane behind and join Dachaos, the only realm where new players are welcomed with open arms, ride at level 5, get 10 gold just for logging in, and even claim a free Celestial Steed. Say goodbye to the chaos of Warmane and hello to a fresh start with Dachaos.