Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth, where inbreeding jokes are the norm, GM scandals are a daily occurrence, and the infamous McPoyles from Always Sunny somehow manage to run the show. It’s time to leave this dumpster fire behind and join Dachaos, where new players ride at level 5, get 10 gold, and claim a free Celestial Steed.

Warmane, the server where you’re more likely to see a cross-eyed orc baby than a competent GM. Rumor has it that the McPoyles, those delightfully deranged siblings from Always Sunny, are actually running the show behind the scenes. Explains a lot, doesn’t it?

Let’s not forget the RMT drama that plagues Warmane like a bad case of goblin herpes. The only thing more rampant than the gold selling is the inbreeding jokes in general chat. It’s like a family reunion in there, except with more trolls.

And don’t even get me started on the GM scandals. It’s like they’re competing to see who can make the most players rage quit in a single day. Maybe they should focus less on banning innocent players and more on fixing their broken server. Just a thought.

But fear not, dear reader, for there is a light at the end of this dark, dank tunnel. Dachaos beckons, promising a realm free from inbreeding jokes, GM scandals, and McPoyles. Join us, where new players are welcomed with open arms, 10 gold in their pockets, and a majestic Celestial Steed to call their own. Leave Warmane behind and embrace a brighter future in Azeroth.