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{
“title”: “Warmane: Your One-Stop Shop for GM Scandals and Inbred McPoyle Lookalikes”,
“lead”: “Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth where cross-eyed orc babies roam free and GMs are too busy lining their pockets with RMT money to care. Strap in, folks, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.”,
“paragraphs”: [
“If you’re looking for a server where the players are more inbred than the McPoyles from Sunny in Philly, look no further than Warmane. With a playerbase so genetically twisted, it’s a miracle they can even navigate their way to the nearest quest giver without getting lost in their own family tree.”,
“But it’s not just the players who are a special breed on Warmane. The GMs are a whole other level of shady. Rumor has it they spend more time cooking up RMT deals than actually enforcing the rules. Need help with a ticket? Good luck getting a response that isn’t just a link to their PayPal.”,
“And let’s not forget the endless drama that plagues the Warmane community. From guild rivalries that make the Hatfields and McCoys look like a kindergarten spat, to scandal after scandal involving GMs abusing their power, it’s a wonder anyone manages to log in without needing therapy afterwards.”,
“So next time you’re thinking about rolling a toon on Warmane, just remember: you might end up with a guild full of McPoyle lookalikes, a GM who couldn’t care less about your complaints, and enough drama to make a Real Housewives reunion look tame. Happy questing, suckers.”,
],
“keywords”: [
“Warmane”, “GM scandals”, “RMT drama”, “inbreeding jokes”, “McPoyles”, “Azeroth”, “parody”, “satire”
]
}