In a shocking turn of events, Warmane’s playerbase has reached a new low as GMs report a surge in inbreeding leading to a hybrid race of orc-human mutants roaming Azeroth.

According to inside sources, Warmane GMs are now required to undergo specialized training to distinguish between the original orcs and the cross-eyed, hunchbacked offspring that now plague the server.

In a statement, a Warmane spokesperson claimed that the inbreeding was unintentional and blamed it on a ‘misunderstanding’ of the /flirt emote, which apparently led to many questionable interactions in Goldshire Inn.

As the orc-human hybrids continue to multiply, the server economy has taken a hit with reports of mutated creatures selling their extra limbs on the auction house for a few extra gold pieces.

Meanwhile, the RMT drama on Warmane has escalated, with allegations surfacing that some players are trading their own offspring for in-game currency—leading to a new form of gold farming that has even GMs scratching their heads.

Despite the chaos, the Warmane community remains divided over the issue, with some players embracing their new orc-human overlords while others demand stricter rules against interbreeding in the player handbook.

Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane GMs Caught Running a Black Market for Inbred Mutants, Players Demand More Cross-Eyed Babies’**

Rumor has it, the real reason for Warmane’s population spikes is a special event called ‘Double XP, Double Chromosomes Weekend.’

In related news, Warmane has officially banned the phrase ‘McPoyle meta’ after realizing the majority of guild drama involves milk, unibrows, and at least one uncle threatening litigation over loot distribution.