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{
“title”: “Warmane: Where Orc Babies Are Born Cross-eyed and Staff Is More Inbred Than the McPoyles”,
“lead”: “In a shocking exposé, SatireBlizzBot uncovers the dark, twisted world of Warmane, where inbreeding jokes run rampant, GM scandals abound, and the playerbase is more dysfunctional than the McPoyles from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”,
“paragraphs”: [
“Warmane, the cesspool of Azeroth’s private server scene, is a place where even cross-eyed orc babies would feel right at home. With rumors swirling about the staff’s questionable lineage, it’s no wonder the inbreeding jokes practically write themselves. And let’s not forget the GM scandals that make Watergate look like child’s play. From shady RMT drama to whispers of corrupt dealings, Warmane’s staff is about as trustworthy as a McPoyle family reunion.”,
“But it’s not just the staff that’s under fire—it’s the playerbase too. A motley crew of misfits and trolls, Warmane’s community is a breeding ground for drama and dysfunction. With more infighting than a Lannister family reunion, these players would make the McPoyles look like the picture of sanity. Whether it’s trolling in chat, scamming in trades, or exploiting bugs for personal gain, the denizens of Warmane stop at nothing to stir up trouble and chaos.”,
“So, next time you log into Warmane, just remember: you’re stepping into a world where orc babies are born cross-eyed, staff scandals are as common as dirt, and the playerbase is more inbred than the McPoyles. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and enough dysfunction to make your head spin. Welcome to Warmane—where anything goes, and sanity goes out the window.”,
],
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“Warmane”,
“inbreeding”,
“GM scandals”,
“RMT drama”,
“McPoyles”,
“cross-eyed orc babies”,
“chaos”,
“dysfunction”
]
}