In a shocking turn of events, Warmane’s CEO admitted that the recent surge in server population can be attributed to a rampant inbreeding program among the playerbase.

The CEO revealed that a significant portion of Warmane’s players are actually cross-eyed orc babies born from questionable relationships within the community. This explains why so many players have trouble navigating the virtual world without bumping into walls or each other.

Furthermore, it seems that the GMs at Warmane have turned a blind eye to this inbreeding epidemic, even going as far as to encourage it in the hopes of creating a new race of genetically superior, but socially awkward, players.

In related news, a recent scandal has surfaced involving Warmane’s GMs allegedly engaging in RMT schemes with the inbred players, using them as unwitting pawns in their gold-selling operations. It appears that the inbreeding program was not only creating cross-eyed orc babies, but also lucrative opportunities for shady dealings.

As the community reels from these revelations, whispers of discontent grow louder. Players are demanding answers and accountability from the Warmane staff, but it remains to be seen if any real changes will come from this exposé.

In the meantime, one thing is clear: Warmane may have a population boom, but it’s built on a foundation of inbreeding, shady deals, and cross-eyed chaos. Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane’s Latest Patch Introduces Half-ogre, Half-goblin Race—Just in Time for the Family Reunion.’**

Experts estimate that 60 percent of Warmane players list ‘Family Reunion (25-man)’ as their favorite raid. Mom and dad refer to each other as bro-sis

Warmane’s annual server picnic is rumored to feature a McPoyle Lookalike Contest, judged on criteria like: unibrow thickness, ability to chug a gallon of milk without gagging, and number of cousins present in your dungeon group.