In a shocking turn of events, Warmane staff have been exposed for using the server not as a gaming platform, but as a hotbed for inbreeding experiments.

Insiders reveal that the GM team’s favorite pastime involves spawning cross-eyed orc babies and watching them stumble around the starting zone, claiming it’s ‘for science’.

Players have long suspected something fishy was going on when their GM tickets were answered by NPCs named ‘Cousin Carl’ and ‘Auntie Agatha’—who always seem to have the same IP address.

The RMT market on Warmane has also taken a hit, as it turns out most gold sellers are just GMs trying to fund their next family reunion in Goldshire.

Despite the scandal, Warmane remains defiant, promising to release a new feature called ‘Family Trees of Azeroth’, where players can trace their lineage back to a shared ancestor: GM Incestius.

Rumor has it that the next big event on Warmane will be a ‘Sister-Wives Raid’, where players must marry off their characters to their own alts for epic loot and a chance to win a weekend getaway with the GMs at the Stranglethorn Vale Resort & Spa.

Keep an eye out for our next expose: **‘Warmane Staff Confirms: We’re All Just One Big Happy Family (Literally)’**

Just like the McPoyles of Philly, Warmane’s elite PvP teams never blink, only drink warm milk, and refuse to heal outside their own bloodline. The only thing thicker than their family ties is the stench in Discord after progression night.

Insiders say the average Warmane raid group looks suspiciously like a McPoyle family reunion: everyone’s shirtless, someone brought milk, and every boss pull ends in a bitter legal dispute over cousin aggro.