In a shocking turn of events, Warmane’s staff has been exposed for engaging in a scandalous orgy of GM misconduct, inbreeding, and questionable family relations.
Reports indicate that the server’s population explosion is not due to new players, but rather the result of a twisted GM breeding program aimed at creating the ultimate cross-eyed orc-troll hybrid. Players have long suspected foul play, citing the server’s unusually high number of players with identical family names like ‘CousinLover’ and ‘KissingCousin’.
In a recent forum post, Warmane’s head GM admitted to the inbreeding scandal, claiming it was necessary to ‘maintain the purity of the playerbase’. However, players were quick to point out that the server’s gene pool now resembles a shallow puddle, with players struggling to find a match for their ‘unique’ attributes.
As if that wasn’t enough, RMT drama has rocked the server, with whispers of GMs using their in-game offspring to farm gold and sell it on the black market. The server’s economy has been thrown into chaos, with players unsure if their hard-earned gold is tainted by GM corruption.
In response to the scandal, Warmane has announced a new event called ‘The Great Family Reunion’, where players are encouraged to find their long-lost relatives and engage in a series of in-game challenges to prove their genetic superiority. Prizes include a limited edition ‘Cross-Eyed Orc Baby’ pet and a ‘GM DNA Test Kit’ to uncover any hidden family secrets.
As the controversy continues to unfold, one thing is clear: Warmane’s reputation has taken a hit, with players questioning the integrity of the server and its staff. Will they be able to recover from this scandal, or is this just the beginning of Warmane’s downfall? Stay tuned for more updates and exclusive coverage of **’Warmane: The Real Housewives of Azeroth Edition’.**
Just like the McPoyles of Philly, Warmane’s elite PvP teams never blink, only drink warm milk, and refuse to heal outside their own bloodline. The only thing thicker than their family ties is the stench in Discord after progression night.
New server policy: all top arena teams must submit a DNA test proving they aren’t direct descendants of the McPoyle clan. So far, compliance is at 0%.