In a shocking turn of events, Warmane’s staff have been exposed for their scandalous behavior, making their in-game shenanigans look like child’s play.

After numerous reports of GM favoritism, insider sources have revealed that Warmane’s staff meetings resemble a chaotic free-for-all, with more drama than a soap opera and more backstabbing than a rogue with two daggers.

Players are now questioning if the in-game glitches are intentional features or just a result of the staff’s inability to code without tripping over their own family tree. It seems the only thing more tangled than their web of lies is their genealogy.

Rumors are swirling that the recent server crashes were caused by a GM trying to summon an in-game cousin for a romantic rendezvous, only to accidentally summon a cross-eyed orc baby with a thirst for revenge and a knack for crashing servers.

With RMT gold flooding the economy faster than a pack of wolves on a fresh kill, players are left wondering if the real currency on Warmane is gold or just the favoritism of a GM with a soft spot for their inbred guildmates.

As the dust settles on this latest scandal, the server’s population is left reeling, wondering if they should be more concerned about the next GM scandal or the upcoming family reunion where the seating chart looks more like a spider web than a family tree.

Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane Staff Installs Family Tree Add-on to Avoid Accidental Inbreeding.’**

Rumor has it, the real reason for Warmane’s population spikes is a special event called ‘Double XP, Double Chromosomes Weekend.’

Warmane’s annual server picnic is rumored to feature a McPoyle Lookalike Contest, judged on criteria like: unibrow thickness, ability to chug a gallon of milk without gagging, and number of cousins present in your dungeon group.