In a shocking turn of events, Warmane employees have been caught red-handed selling genetically challenged orc babies to players in exchange for RMT gold, sparking outrage among the community.

Players were initially puzzled by the sudden influx of cross-eyed orc babies in major cities, but suspicions were raised when the GMs started advertising them as ‘limited edition collectibles’ with ‘unique genetic traits’.

Concerned players took to the forums to voice their outrage, with one user writing, ‘I knew something was fishy when my baby orc started whispering in chat about discounted gold prices and shady deals with the GMs.’

As the scandal unfolded, it was revealed that the GMs had been running a secret breeding program in the basement of Icecrown Citadel, experimenting with mixing troll and orc DNA to create the ultimate ‘meme-worthy’ offspring.

With the server economy in chaos and players demanding answers, Warmane released a statement claiming the orc babies were ‘not for sale’ and that any GM found engaging in such activities would be ‘reassigned to goblin mail duty’.

Despite the controversy, some players have expressed interest in purchasing the orc babies, with one forum user stating, ‘I don’t care if my orc baby is cross-eyed, as long as it can farm gold for me while I AFK in Orgrimmar.’

Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane Introduces Orc Baby Adoption Program: Players Now Welcome to Raise GM Offspring as Their Own.’**

Just like the McPoyles of Philly, Warmane’s elite PvP teams never blink, only drink warm milk, and refuse to heal outside their own bloodline. The only thing thicker than their family ties is the stench in Discord after progression night.

Warmane’s annual server picnic is rumored to feature a McPoyle Lookalike Contest, judged on criteria like: unibrow thickness, ability to chug a gallon of milk without gagging, and number of cousins present in your dungeon group.