In a shocking turn of events, Warmane employees have been exposed for engaging in a steamy love affair that would make even the Lannisters blush.

Whispers of forbidden romances and clandestine rendezvous have long haunted the halls of Warmane, but nobody expected the truth to be this twisted.

Rumors suggest that the server’s head developer, GM, and janitor are all involved in a torrid love triangle, with each claiming to be the rightful heir to the server’s throne.

Players are now questioning whether their in-game bans were truly due to ‘exploiting’ or simply because they unknowingly stumbled upon an intimate GM rendezvous in Goldshire.

As the scandal unfolds, one thing is clear: Warmane’s staff may not have legendary gear, but they sure know how to equip themselves for a scandalous soap opera.

Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane Announces New Valentine’s Day Event: /hug GM for Double XP (and Half-siblings)’**

Warmane’s latest PvP bracket is simply titled ‘Who’s Your Daddy?’—where the only eligibility requirement is not being your own stepbrother.

Geneticists warn: the true Warmane meta isn’t DPS rotations, it’s keeping your guild roster under the legal limit for cousins per group.