In a shocking turn of events, Warmane GMs have been exposed for engaging in a sordid affair involving cross-eyed orc babies, trollish whispers, and a network of alts that make Game of Thrones look like a family-friendly sitcom.

As the scandal unravels, players are left wondering if their beloved server is actually just a breeding ground for inbred GMs who can’t tell the difference between a raid boss and a distant cousin.

Rumors of a secret GM love-child faction have been circulating for months, with whispers of GMs swapping facial tattoos, sharing transmog sets, and forming a shadow council dedicated to keeping the server population ‘pure’—whatever that means in a world where half the players have the same last name.

Meanwhile, the RMT market on Warmane is in chaos as players scramble to figure out if they’ve been buying gold from their own guild master or a distant uncle who just happens to have a surplus of Ill-gotten riches.

As the dust settles on this latest scandal, one thing is clear: Warmane’s staff may be cross-eyed, but they sure know how to keep their player base entertained—whether they like it or not.

Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane GMs Form New ‘Goblin-Horde’ Guild: ‘Raiding, RMT, and Inbreeding—Oh My!’**

Sociologists have determined that the average Warmane player’s family tree is less a tree and more of a Discord server—everyone’s related, and nobody is sure who the real raid leader is.

Warmane’s latest PvP bracket is simply titled ‘Who’s Your Daddy?’—where the only eligibility requirement is not being your own stepbrother.