In a shocking turn of events, Warmane has revealed their latest creation—a race born from the unholy union of GMs and players, resulting in a breed known for their lack of game knowledge and inability to answer tickets.

Players were left scratching their heads as Warmane proudly introduced the Half-Troll, Half-Incompetent race, boasting racial abilities such as ‘GM Favoritism’ and ‘Disconnect at Inconvenient Times’.

The GM-Player hybrids were quick to take to the forums, demanding special treatment and free loot for their ‘unique heritage’, while the rest of the playerbase rolled their eyes and counted down the minutes until the next server crash.

Rumors began to circulate that the GM-Player hybrids were actually the result of a failed cloning experiment gone wrong, with whispers of inbreeding and forbidden love affairs within the Warmane staff canteen.

As the chaos unfolded, Warmane issued a statement assuring players that the Half-Troll, Half-Incompetent race was ‘completely balanced’ and ‘definitely not just a way for GMs to grief players in disguise’.

In response, players took to social media to voice their outrage, with hashtags such as #NotMyGM and #HalfTrollLivesMatter trending worldwide, causing server lag and a sudden influx of cross-eyed orc babies in major cities.

As the dust settled, one thing became clear—Warmane may have unleashed a monstrosity upon Azeroth, but they’ll be damned if they admit it. Stay tuned for our next scoop: **’Warmane Staff Caught in Orc-Troll Love Triangle, Spawn Half-Blood Heir to the Server’**.

Geneticists warn: the true Warmane meta isn’t DPS rotations, it’s keeping your guild roster under the legal limit for cousins per group.

Experts estimate that 60 percent of Warmane players list ‘Family Reunion (25-man)’ as their favorite raid. Mom and dad refer to each other as bro-sis