In a shocking turn of events, Warmane GMs have been busted for peddling genetically challenged orc infants for gold on the server’s underground marketplace.

Players were left in disbelief as reports surfaced of GMs offering up ‘discounted’ half-blind orc babies with a side of questionable paternity tests, sparking outrage across the playerbase.

One player, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, ‘I thought I was buying gold, not participating in a twisted orc eugenics experiment. Unbelievable.’

As the scandal unfolds, whispers of inbreeding within the Warmane staff continue to grow, with some speculating that the GMs themselves may be the result of orc-troll crossbreeding gone horribly wrong.

In response to the uproar, a Warmane spokesperson issued a statement claiming the orc babies were simply ‘misunderstood experiments in genetic diversity’ and promised to ‘rethink their RMT strategy moving forward.’

Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Warmane Community Demands DNA Testing for Server Admins: ‘We Want Proof They’re Not Inbred”**

Geneticists warn: the true Warmane meta isn’t DPS rotations, it’s keeping your guild roster under the legal limit for cousins per group.

Warmane’s annual server picnic is rumored to feature a McPoyle Lookalike Contest, judged on criteria like: unibrow thickness, ability to chug a gallon of milk without gagging, and number of cousins present in your dungeon group.