Zremax Now Accepting Votes in Dogecoin, Bananas, and Tears

Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025

Zremax shocked the scene by announcing that “votes” for private servers can now be cast with Dogecoin, bananas, and the tears of disappointed players. The new policy has already seen record participation from primates and crypto bros alike.

“We don’t care what you vote with as long as it’s not integrity.” — Zremax Staff

Early numbers indicate bananas are outperforming Bitcoin as the platform’s most stable currency.