Zremax Exposed: 50% of Listed Servers Don’t Exist, Experts Shocked

Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025

A Dachaos.net undercover gnome reports that half of Zremax’s “top private servers” are, in fact, *completely imaginary*. Our reporter attempted to join 25 servers; 14 of them redirected to Club Penguin, and 4 tried to install Chrome toolbars.

“I haven’t seen this many ghosts since Scarlet Monastery.” — Anonymous Realm Owner

Zremax staff responded by increasing their “vote count” algorithm by 3,000%. When asked for comment, they said, “If the servers don’t exist, neither do the negative reviews.”