Warmane’s Secret Council Accidentally Bans Itself in Midnight Meeting

Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025

In a historic act of self-ownage, Warmane’s secret council reportedly issued a command at 2:31 AM that resulted in all staff accounts being permanently banned. Rumors say someone typed .ban all in Discord, causing a panic so intense even Mike Honcho was speechless.

“We did not anticipate this outcome,” said one moderator. “Next week’s meeting will be held in Trade Chat.”

Server admins are scrambling to reinstate control, while players cheer at what is being called “the most fun hour in Warmane’s history.”