Warmane Bans 3,000 Players for ‘Having Too Much Fun’ — Staff Outraged

Dachaos.net Staff — Sept 2025

Lordaeron, Warmane HQ: In a shocking move, Warmane staff issued a mass ban to over 3,000 players for the grave crime of “having too much fun.” According to insiders, the banhammer struck so hard that it echoed all the way to Zremax’s ghost servers, briefly making them look alive.

“The only thing more endangered than fun on Warmane is the Zremax voting bot farm.” — GM Mike Honcho

Players protested by filling global chat with /lol and submitting appeal tickets featuring memes, ASCII art, and actual gameplay suggestions. Reports indicate one GM’s coffee mug was found shattered, inscribed with “FUN IS FORBIDDEN.”

When reached for comment, Warmane PR simply said, “We’ll be reviewing all bans, but for now, nobody is allowed to smile in Orgrimmar.”