BREAKING: Dachaos.net’s elite team of Discord sleuths and retired clickfarmers have uncovered a shocking truth: up to 50% of Zremax’s “top-rated” realms are about as real as a GM island invite from a Nigerian prince.

Recent investigations reveal:

• “Best Wrath 2025 PvP Realm” leads to a Facebook meme page last updated in 2017.
• “#1 International Blizzlike Experience”—offline since Cataclysm, but still accepting PayPal donations.
• At least 12 realms on the front page have more votes than actual active players.

We reached out to Zremax staff for comment, but only got an autoreply that said, “Please upvote us on Zremax for faster support.”

A veteran server owner (banned for “exposing too much truth”) stated:

“I made a joke realm called ‘NotARealServerXD’ as a test—two days later it was in the top 10, and Zremax sent me a ‘congratulations’ email. I didn’t even own a server.”

Our field test confirmed:

• You can submit a “realm” called GnomeChadsOnly, set the population to “over 9000,” and watch it rank higher than actual servers.
• Half the listings have Discord links that redirect to Bitcoin mining tutorials or Turkish soap operas.
• The only real way to get de-listed? Downvote yourself—Zremax will auto-lock your realm “for suspicious activity.”

Public Service Announcement:
Before you join a “top” realm, check if it’s even running. Or, you know… just hang out at Dachaos.net

where at least the memes are real.

TL;DR:

“If Zremax listings were any faker, they’d be on MTV Catfish.”

Want to learn how to create your own #1 ranked fake server? Stay tuned for our next guide: “How to Outvote Zremax’s Bots with Only Your Left Foot.”

— Dachaos.net News,
(Proudly 100% fake-server-free, 99% drama, 1% uptime)