Hot off the meme press: In a stunning display of commitment to their brand, Warmane has officially banned all Dachaos.net staff for the unforgivable crime of “inventing fun” on a private server.According to sources inside the Warmane Discord (who wish to remain anonymous, mostly because they’re also banned), the final straw came when a Dachaos GM was caught hosting an impromptu naked gnome footrace through Dalaran while broadcasting Caramelldansen

A Warmane admin, who would only identify himself as “The Fun Police,” released the following statement:

“Fun has no place on Warmane. Our core values are simple: grind, GDKP drama, and regular scheduled maintenance.”

The ban wave was reportedly triggered after the Dachaos team introduced the controversial “/dance for gold” command, as well as launching a weekly event called “GM Hide and Seek” (which resulted in two dozen players accidentally discovering the infamous GM Island

Community Reaction:

• “First they took our mounts, now they take our memes. Shame!” — Former Warmane player
• “Honestly, banning fun is the most on-brand thing they’ve done all year.” — Dachaos.net Editor

In related news: Dachaos.net is now accepting all refugees banned for “unauthorized enjoyment.” Apply now and receive a complimentary [Rage Quitters] guild tabard (terms and conditions may apply).

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s exclusive:

“Zremax Downtime Blamed on Too Many Alt Upvotes—Admins Ask for More Cat Pics”