🚨 Leaked: Zremax’s Secret Rating Formula Exposed 🚨

In an exclusive uncovered by the meme journalists at Dachaos.net, we can now confirm that Zremax’s “top server” algorithm is 100% legit… assuming you DM the admin a photo of your cat (bonus points for hats).

According to our sources (a dude named Kevin in a Discord we can’t name), every upvote you see on Zremax is carefully reviewed by a highly-trained team of AI bots who can’t tell the difference between a private server and a Tupperware party.

Notably, servers with the word ‘Fun’ in their name are automatically promoted—unless your realm name rhymes with ‘Warmane’ or ‘Borecraft’.

Our investigation also reveals:

• If you try to downvote a server, your request is automatically sent to the void (also known as the Zremax support inbox).
• Upvoting your own server? Not only allowed, but encouraged—just ask the “random” alt accounts with identical creation dates.
• Zremax staff deny any wrongdoing, stating: “We would never artificially inflate ratings, except when we do. Please DM us more cat pics.”

Full story and “How to meme your server to the top in 2025” guide available at Dachaos.net